The Office2005

Michael Scott:
Jim, could you come in here, please?

Harvey:
Hi, Jim. I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.

Michael Scott:
[laughing] I'm sorry. Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.

Jim Halpert:
Yeah, you can.

Michael Scott:
You know what? Get Pam.

Jim Halpert:
For this?

Michael Scott:
Pam!

Harvey:
Pam, you look very hot today.

Jim Halpert:
Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.

Pam Beesley:
Great.

Harvey:
Me so horny. Me love you long tim.

Pam Beesley:
Who's "long Tim"?

Harvey:
Long time. Me love youa long time.

Jim Halpert:
Oh, well, maybe "Youa" should bring "long Tim" in one day.

Harvey:
You ruined a funny joke. You get out of my offive.

Pam Beesley:
Okay. Bye, Harvey

Harvey:
[long pause] B*obs.