The Persuaders!1971

[Brett enters the main hall of the Sinclairs' ancestral home and is surprised by Danny, hiding behind a suit of armor and wearing its helmet]

Danny Wilde:
Helloooo... Welcome, good knight! Dost thou bring thy sword to aid the king?

Lord Brett Sinclair:
Daniel, what on Earth are you doing here?

Danny Wilde:
How'd you know it was me? I'm here because you invited me.

Lord Brett Sinclair:
I did?

Danny Wilde:
Yes, you did.

Lord Brett Sinclair:
Uh... when did I invite you?

Danny Wilde:
When did you invite me?

Lord Brett Sinclair:
Yes.

Danny Wilde:
How many times have you said to me, "Why don't you come out and spend the weekend with me?" You must have said it a hundred times?

Lord Brett Sinclair:
Yes, of course -

Danny Wilde:
So I finally show up, so here I am -

Lord Brett Sinclair:
Any special reason, this particular weekend?

Danny Wilde:
What special reason do I need? I'm your friend, right?

Lord Brett Sinclair:
Well, of course you are -

Danny Wilde:
Well, I'm here to see your incestral home.

Lord Brett Sinclair:
*Ancestral.*