The Professionals1977

William Andrew Philip Bodie:
They fed 'em on tarantula legs for three weeks. Right? That failed. So then they tried a diet of twenty-four-hour, non-stop, pop music.

Raymond Doyle:
To a cageful of rats?

William Andrew Philip Bodie:
Yeah. There was rock, disco, punk. You know, the whole hit parade.

Raymond Doyle:
Then what happened?

William Andrew Philip Bodie:
They all went gay.

Raymond Doyle:
[laughs] A cageful of gay rats?

William Andrew Philip Bodie:
It's straight, honest. You don't believe me, do you?

Raymond Doyle:
No, are you kidding?

William Andrew Philip Bodie:
That's a fact. Honest. Queer as a three-pound note.