The Proud Family2001

Penny Proud:
[Find Mr.Min sobbing uncontrollably, on the the empty record store floor] Mr. Min, what happen?

Dijonay Jones:
Yeah, where is everybody?

Mr. Min:
[sarcastic] Oh, I don't know. Maybe they're home, listening to the free music they get off EZ JACKSTER!

Penny Proud:
Everybody, can't be doing that?

Mr. Min:
Oh yeah, even my mother's doing it. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, PENNY! AND THE EZ JACKSTER! IT AFFECTING EVERYBODY! LOOK! [points at store TV]

Marsha Mitsubishi:
Last weeks apprehension, of Penny Proud's has to turn millions of young people from trading music via EZ Jackster. In fact, more EZ Jacks as they are called, are joining the free music movement. As a result, record sells are down severally. One of the place hit hardest, is Wizard Kelly industries.

Various Character Voices:
She's right Wizard, we're down in the fourth quarter.

Wizard Kelly:
[changing into basketball uniform] Down in the fourth quarter? Well put me in the game and pass me the ball.

Marsha Mitsubishi:
[on a TV taken by repomen] Even world famous music artist like, Sir-Paid-A-Lot are changing their lifestyles

Sir-Paid-A-Lot:
Hey dawg. Not my big screen TV, you can't take that. I'm in the middle of watching the game. DAWG!

Marsha Mitsubishi:
The spiraling record sells are affecting all parts of society. Malls are empty, hair salons have closed. there isn't a signal citizen that EZ Jackster hasn't affect.

Oscar Proud:
[at Proud Snack factory] No records, no record release party, no record release party, no record release snack. BUT THESE BABIES ARE GOOD FOR MORE THEN EATING. YOU CAN STRIP PAINT WITH THEM, PAVE YOUR DRIVEWAY, EVEN RESOLE YOUR SHOES! THAT'S RIGHT, PROUD SNACKS!

Marsha Mitsubishi:
That's it for tonight, I'm Marsha Mitsubishi, and... [given papers] sigh, and I'm looking for a job too.

Penny Proud:
Daddy?

Mr. Min:
You, you did this, Penny. To all of us, it's all because of you.

Dijonay Jones:
Mm-hm, I tried to tell her

Mr. Min:
The only good thing about this is I have to fire you.

Dijonay Jones:
I'm gonna miss ya Boo.

Mr. Min:
You, too. Queen Latifah.

Dijonay Jones:
[sarcastic] Thanks a lot, Penny.