The Real McCoys1957

Luke McCoy:
[meeting Pepino for the first time] We're the McCoys. I'm - I'm Luke, and that there's my wife, Kate.

Kate McCoy:
We just got married before leaving home.

Pepino:
Just married. [begins speaking quickly in Spanish]

Grandpa Amos McCoy:
[looking to Luke] I say he's Russian.

Luke McCoy:
He says he's Mexican.

Grandpa Amos McCoy:
It's just his word ag'in mine.

Hassie:
My name's Hassie.

Luke McCoy:
She's my sister, and that there's my little brother - that's Luke.

Pepino:
Pardon me for asking, Se?or, but how does it happen that two brothers both have the same name?

Luke McCoy:
Well, you see, in the excitement of having him, ma and pa plum forgot they already had me.

Pepino:
[to himself] I've got to remember not to ask so many questions.

Luke McCoy:
And this here - this here is Grampa Amos. That's the oldest livin' real McCoy.