The Red Green Show1991

Mike Hamar:
[Displays a drive-in speaker at a 1950s memorabilia auction] As you can see, gentlemen, this is an authentic drive-in movie speaker. It dates all the way back to the '50s.

Red Green:
Where'd you get that?

Mike Hamar:
At the Possum Lake Drive-In Theatre.

Red Green:
You got that in the '50s?

Mike Hamar:
No, I got it on Saturday night. But it is old and there was a movie from the '50s playing there at the time: "The Ten Commandments".

Red Green:
I guess you left before they got to "Thou shalt not steal."

Mike Hamar:
Look, I know we all like to kid about my criminal records, but, Mr. Green, I'm actually a little hurt. I did not steal this speaker! I just had to leave in a hurry and I forgot it was still stuck in the window. Honest!

Red Green:
What was the big rush?

Mike Hamar:
The car's owner was coming back from the snack bar.