The Red Green Show

The Red Green Show1991

The Red Green Show is a Canadian television comedy that aired on various channels in Canada, with its ultimate home at CBC Television, and on Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) stations in the United States, from 1991 until the series finale 7 April … more »



Red Green:
[after hearing an answering machine message that Hap claims came from Gwyneth Paltrow during a supposed romance with her, but which is obviously just Hap's own voice very poorly disguised in a higher-pitched nasally tone to imitate a love-struck lady's voice] She sounds like somebody else, Hap.

Gordon Pinsent as Hap Shaughnessy:
[innocently and casually] Well, of COURSE she does, Red - - she's a GREAT ACTRESS! They're EXPERT at disguising their voices.

Red Green:
[in a lackluster tone of unimpressed derision] You might wanna think about BEING AN ACTOR YOURSELF, Hap.

Gordon Pinsent as Hap Shaughnessy:
[feigning amused modesty] I know, but I could never go into that line of work, Red. To be an actor, you have to PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

Red Green:
[valiantly trying not to snicker, since he knows that this is precisely what the self-aggrandizing Hap does all the time] Uh-huh.

Gordon Pinsent as Hap Shaughnessy:
Yeah, they're PROFESSIONAL LIARS, Red! What kinda man would I be if I got PAID TO LIE?

Red Green:
A BILLionaire!

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