The Red Green Show1991
Red Green:
[pulls the Possum Van up to the drive-thru order-box at the local "greasy spoon", holding a large battery-powered megaphone; he's totally fed up with the order-box's atrociously poor and garbled sound quality - it merely makes incoherent "honky" noises that sound like a cross between Donald Duck and a nasally goose - so he's soaked the megaphone in water to create an equally unintelligible gargley "come-back" device to talk to the order-box]
Drive-thru order-box:
Huh-hoh, huhh-huh-huh-huhuh huh. Huh-huh-huhuhuh-uh-huh? [Hello, welcome to Sloppy Joe's. May I take your order, please?]
Red Green:
Uhlglh, yealghgl, I'llghl hlaghl thughl glehgluglxghl doughgl cheeghglburghle wlugh egglstrughl mayglogl, aghl lglahgle frighglsl, andgl aghl lglahgle rooglht bgleerglh. [Uh, yeah, I'll have the deluxe double-cheeseburger with extra mayo, a large order of fries, and a large root beer]
Drive-thru order-box:
[miraculously having completely understood what menu items that Red had wanted to order in spite of his totally muddled words - - perhaps the idea is that the obnoxious sound-box can also actually "perform in reverse", and so it is able to "de-garble" unclear words as spoken by the customers, just as it starts out with the clear words spoken by the order-taker and mushes them up into a meaningless whiny babble] Hoh-huh, huh-huh huh-huhuh, huh-huh huh huh-huh. Huh huh-huh huh huh huh-huhhuh, huh huhuh huh huh-huhuh huhhuh. [Okay, double cheeseburger, large fries and root beer. Please pull up to window two, and thanks for visiting Sloppy Joe's]
Red Green:
Ohglglay, thglangl sglo mglugl, anlgl ghlyougl hglagh yglorslgelglh agl GLHOOGLH GLDAYLGH. [Okay, thanks so much, and you have yourself a GOOD DAY]
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