The Red Green Show1991

Red Green:
[Enters the room, gagging] Blecch! Hmm. Well, I have no idea what we did wrong, but our first batch of homemade beer did not taste all that great.

Harold Green:
Well, Uncle Red, did you boil and sterilize all the beer vats and beer bottles?

Red Green:
How do you mean?

Harold Green:
Well, you gotta boil everything to make sure all the germs have been removed.

Red Green:
Well, we wipe them on our shirts. Our shirts are clean.

[sniffs his sleeve]

Harold Green:
Uncle Red, you gotta make sure the canisters are perfectly sterile.

Red Green:
Harold, the only thing perfectly sterile up here is Old Man Sedgwick. Besides, how can you boil a hot tub?

Harold Green:
Okay, but you know what happens when you get in one of those unwanted nasty little germs and bacteria...

Red Green:
Yeah, they end up producing your show.