The Ren & Stimpy Show1991

[having heard about a contest where the winner appears on "The Muddy Mudskipper Show," Stimpy writes a poem about Gritty Kitty Litter, the show's chief sponsor]

Stimpy:
[writing] Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick / It fits my cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love to pour it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It ne'er offends my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers twitch...

Ren:
[mockingly] It stays crunchy, even in milk.

Stimpy:
[gasps excitedly then continues writing] It stays crunchy, even in milk / I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope / But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, [blinks happily] I shall never mope.