The Rockford Files1974

Lance White:
No I promise to stay out of the way this time. You've got the job, the one being paid. I'm just here as a friend.

Angela:
[in complete adoration] I think it's wonderful that Lance cares for others. It's why everyone loves him.

Jim Rockford:
Yeah, well we got snarled up in a case in August. I ended up doing ninety days on a county honor farm.

Lance White:
Well I'm sorry about that Jim. I had my clients' interest to protect, and you did break into that hotel room.

Jim Rockford:
What client? Who were you working for? Nobody ever seemed to know.

Lance White:
Well that was kind of a strange one. Those three little boys hired me.

Jim Rockford:
The triplets? They were only eight years old!

Lance White:
[humbly] Yeah well, when their folks were killed by the Mob I took them in. Finally I made arrangements for them to live on a friend's farm in Vermont.

Jim Rockford:
[sarcastically] Oh, isn't that nice, a happy ending; all of us got to go to a farm!