The Ronn Lucas Show1990

Scorch:
[indicating the bag] What I think you should do, is give him one of these special, pieces of bun, here. You see what I'm looking at?

Ronn:
O, yes. Hey, Count, how would you like something to eat, like a *hot* cross bun!

[Ronn pulls a hot cross bun from the bag and holds it towards the 'Count', who recoils in fear]

'Dracula':
Argh! The old hot on the cross bun trick!

Ronn:
Shall I give it to him? Shall I give it to him?

Scorch:
Give it to him!

Ronn:
Here, Count!

[Ronn throws the hot cross bun at the Count, who vanishes in a cloud of smoke, leaving a pile of dust on the bar]

Scorch:
[Looking around] Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

Ronn:
I don't know. There's nothing but a little pile of dust here.

[Ronn blows at the dust]

'Dracula':
[Distant] Ow!

Scorch:
Peter? I'm sorry!

'Dracula':
[Distant] It's alright, I'll get myself together later!