The Saint1962

Simon Templar:
I've just learned a horrible, hideous fact! Birds, now get this, birds do not sing because they are happy. The next time you hear a thrush singing, don't go all romantic, because what the thrush is doing is warning all the other birds to stay the heck off his branch and keep out of his nest. This news has depressed me terribly and it has absolutely nothing to do with the reason I'm at Stevenage."