The Sifl & Olly Show1998

Olly:
You know you've tried the bug sprays, you left small poisonous cupcakes out for them, you've called the exterminator and every wizard in the phone book, but despite your attempts, you just can't get rid of these darn elves. You know. I bet, you know, you're asking me, Precious Roy how can I get rid of these f***ing elves?

Sifl:
Dude.

Olly:
Folks, you're not dealing with a cockroach or a rat here. You're dealing with a small irritable magical man. Armed to the teeth with a thousand deadly jigs and dance steps.

Sifl:
Oh you know the problems I've been having dancing with elves.

Olly:
Sifl, You've had a lot of serious ass dirty dancing with elves problems.