The Sifl & Olly Show1998

Olly:
Folks, there's always vacancies at the Precious Roy Elf Hotel. Elves check in but they don't check out, YOU DIG MOTHER. You know, I know what you're thinking Sifl, you're thinking "How does it work?"

Sifl:
No, actually I was thinking about Jaquiline Smith.

Olly:
Exactly. Everyone knows that an elf can't resist a hooker in a Hotel room.

Sifl:
What?

Olly:
It's a simple equation folks. Prostitution, divided by Hotels, equals dead Elves. How does it work? The elves are attracted to the sign outside. "Hookers. I can't wait to get the hookers." They go in, hop in the sack and they try to do the horizontal jig in super glue for the last time. Those... Little... Bastards... Will... Pay... let's take, some calls.