The Simpsons1989

Actor Homer:
I do not miss Bart at all.

Actor Marge:
I am glad he's gone.

Actress Lisa:
As am I.

Actor Homer:
[drops sandwich] Boh!

Bart:
It's probably my imagination but something about them didn't seem quite right.

Mr. Burns:
Really? excuse me for just a moment.

Mr. Burns:
[Mr.Burns walks from the control room out into the studio where cameras have been set up along with a fake living room of the Simpsons' place] People, that was all wrong. Homer Simpson does not say Boh! He says.

[checks script]

Mr. Burns:
Doh!

Actor Homer:
[taking off a Homer mask to reveal someone who looks suspiciously like Michael Caine] Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man" or "Awakenings"? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?

Actor Marge:
And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of "Murphy Brown."

Actress Lisa:
Hey, we are really getting into golden time here.

Mr. Burns:
Yes, well, do it right, or you'll all go back to doing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Westport Dinner Theater.