The Simpsons1989

Marge:
[looking at Bart's collection of death threats] Hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.

Homer Simpson:
Oh, uh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.

[Homer drops his pants, revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs]

Nelson:
[outside the window] Ha ha!

Bart:
But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.

Homer Simpson:
It's probably the person you least suspect.

Lisa:
That's good, Dad.

Grampa:
I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.

Bart:
Grandpa, Matlock's not real.

Grampa:
Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!