The Simpsons1989

[getting death threat letters has made Bart paranoid on his way to school]

Marge:
[menacingly, with large scissors] Bart... I'm going to GET you...

[brightly, clipping coupons]

Marge:
...some ice cream at the store since I'm saving so much money on Diet Cola.

[Bart walks down the street]

Ned Flanders:
[menacingly, wearing a Freddy Kruger razor glove] Say your prayers, Simpson...

[brightly]

Ned Flanders:
...because the schools can't force you like they should.

[to Maude]

Ned Flanders:
Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.

[Bart enters class]

Mrs. Krabappel:
[menacingly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...

[brightly]

Mrs. Krabappel:
...in our school production of Lizzy Borden, starring Martin Prince as Lizzy.

[Martin is wearing a dress and a wig, wielding an axe]

Martin Prince:
Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart.