The Simpsons1989

[Homer has to write his full name on an application form but he doesn't know what his middle initial stands for]

Bart:
Uh, so Dad, regarding that form, why not just make up a middle name?

Lisa:
You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.

Homer:
No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.

Marge:
You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.

Homer:
Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.