The Simpsons1989

Homer Simpson:
Whatever happened to your mail order bride?

Moe Szyslak:
Oh, she got homesick for her old life; diving for tourist pennies in a Micronesian swamp.

Homer Simpson:
So, her career got in the way.

Moe Szyslak:
Ehh, I don't blame her. No girl wants to end up with a Joe Puke-Pail like me.

Homer Simpson:
Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe. You're a fabulous catch.

Moe Szyslak:
Oh yeah? Well, uh, how come I ain't fending off movie stars with a pointy stick?

Homer Simpson:
Oh, its probably due to your ugliness. But, that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman!