The Simpsons1989

Drill Sergeant:
[as the recruits are going through an obstacle course] Here's your nicknames: Brooklyn, Hollywood, Kissimmee-St. Cloud, Florida, Maverick, Blanket Hog, Newman's Own, Master of Suspense, England's Rose, Nickname Pending, Bram Stoker's Dracula and Snowflake!

Homer Simpson:
Snowflake? What happens to me in the summer?

Drill Sergeant:
A troublemaker, huh? You're gonna sit here and eat donuts while the rest of the unit does push-ups!

[Homer starts eating while the rest of the unit begins push-ups]

Homer Simpson:
I don't understand, how does punishing me teach them a lesson?

Drill Sergeant:
Just for that, they'll do the push-ups one-handed while you eat Alaskan king salmon and I give you a foot rub.