The Simpsons1989

Homer:
Family meeting. Family meeting.

[the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats]

Homer:
Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families.

[all laugh]

Homer:
All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.

Lisa:
Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.

Marge:
Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant.

[gasps and turns to Homer]

Marge:
You lost all our money?

Homer:
Point of order - I didn't lose ALL the money. There was enough left for this cowbell.

[rings it softly and the bell breaks apart in his hands]

Homer:
Damn you, eBay!