The Simpsons1989

Homer:
Marge, there's something that I want to ask you, but I'm afraid, because if you say no, it will destroy me and make me a criminal.

Marge:
Well, I haven't said no to you yet, have I?

Homer:
Marge... Oh, damn it.

Marge:
What's wrong?

Homer:
Ohn I wrote down what I wanted to say on a card. The stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.

[He turns and hunches over the seat, rooting around the floor of the back of the car, and honking the horn with his feet. Marge picks up a card]

Marge:
Is this it?

Homer:
I don't know, what does it say?

Marge:
[reading] "Marge, from the moment I met you I never wanted to be with anyone else. I have nothing to offer you except all of my love. Will you marry me?"

Homer:
That's it. Give it here.

Marge:
Oh, Homer. This is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Homer:
So... will you marry me?

Marge:
...Yes!

Homer:
WOO HOO! She's going to marry me! In your face, everyone!