The Simpsons1989

[Homer arrives at a movie theater]

Homer Simpson:
One for "Honk", please.

Ticket Dealer:
Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute. I have to check with the manager.

Ticket Dealer:
[to manager, referring to Homer] That overweight guy wants to see the movie.

Manager:
I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid our facilities are not equipped to meet your needs.

Homer Simpson:
What are you talking about?

Manager:
What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage couldn't possibly fit in our seats.

Homer Simpson:
I can sit in the aisle.

Manager:
I'm afraid that would violate the fire code.

Bystander:
Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!

[the rapidly-assembling crowd laughs]

Homer Simpson:
Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here tosee Honk If You're Horny in peace.

Manager:
Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Homer Simpson:
This may surprise you, but you can't buy me off with food. I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and talented and hard working as everybody else. And they're going to make their voices heard! All they need is a leader.