The Simpsons1989

Kent Brockman:
[on TV] Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today. [the TV shows footage of a goat being fed a bottle of milk] Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Uh, but it does seem the father of deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space", he wrote "Okay".

Homer:
[to Lisa] If it wasn't for me, you'd still be queen. You must hate me.

Lisa:
Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?

Homer:
I don't know. Was I drunk?

Lisa:
Possibly. But the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself. And I do.

Homer:
Really?

Lisa:
Uh-huh.

Homer:
Will you remember this the next time I wreck your life?

Lisa:
It's a deal. [Lisa and Homer hug each other]

Kent Brockman:
And now, my exclusive interview with His Holiness, Pope John Paul II. [the goat footage plays again] That's it. I cannot work under these conditions. If anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs at McDougal's. Call the weekend guy, I don't care! [sound of Brockman slamming the door]