The Simpsons

The Simpsons1989

Director: David Silverman
Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »



Lisa:
I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.

Bart:
They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. [moves toward door] They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that.

[Bart gets slammed behind the door by Homer]

Homer:
Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.

Lisa:
[reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."

Bart:
What's that extra B for?

Homer:
It's a typo.

Lisa:
Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?

Homer:
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Bart:
[musically] You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!

Bart, Homer:
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!

Bart, Homer, Marge:
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!

Lisa:
Mom!

Marge:
I don't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.

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