The Simpsons1989
Genre: Animation
Lisa:
I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart:
They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. [moves toward door] They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that.
[Bart gets slammed behind the door by Homer]
Homer:
Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
Lisa:
[reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart:
What's that extra B for?
Homer:
It's a typo.
Lisa:
Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer:
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Bart:
[musically] You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Bart, Homer:
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Bart, Homer, Marge:
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Lisa:
Mom!
Marge:
I don't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.
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