The Simpsons1989

Mr. Burns:
Who is that lavatory links man, Smithers?

Waylon Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.

Mr. Burns:
Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?

Waylon Smithers:
His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.

Mr. Burns:
Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his

[imitating Nixon]

Mr. Burns:
"Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!"

[Smithers laughs]

Mr. Burns:
I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?

Waylon Smithers:
Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.

Mr. Burns:
Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.