The Simpsons1989

Lisa Simpson:
Lenny and Carl? You guys are Buddhist?

Carl:
Oh, yeah. If I didn't have inner peace, I'd go completely psycho on all you guys all the time.

Lisa Simpson:
Well, I'm looking for a new faith, one that isn't so materialistic.

Richard Gere:
Well, you've come to the right place. Buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire.

Lisa Simpson:
Richard Gere?

Lenny:
Ooh! The world's most famous Buddhist.

Richard Gere:
Well, what about the Dalai Lama?

Carl:
You know, the fourteenth incarnation of the Buddha Avalokesvara?

Lenny:
Who's Buddha?

Richard Gere:
It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass.