The Simpsons

The Simpsons1989

Director: David Silverman
Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »



Marge Simpson:
And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank.

Meathook:
Makes sense.

Ramrod:
Ooh, *don't* call him skank.

Meathook:
Mrs. Simpson, I killed my pencil.

Marge Simpson:
Broke. You *broke* your pencil.

Meathook:
I... broke him.

Marge Simpson:
That's right. And what else have we learned?

Ramrod:
Oh oh, that violence is wrong.

Marge Simpson:
Excellent, Ramrod. Civilized people solve their disputes with words.

[Homer jumps in screaming and punching]

Marge Simpson:
Stop! You don't understand!

[Homer continues, attacking, punching, and throwing people]

Meathook:
Marge, what do we do here? Marge, he's using violence.

Marge Simpson:
Talk to him. Use your words.

Meathook:
Homer... Homer... stop. We've given up our violent ways. We just wanna live peacefully... with your wife.

Homer Simpson:
No! My wife is not a dooby... to be passed around! I took a sacred vow on my wedding day to bogart her forever.

Marge Simpson:
Oooooh, Homey.

Meathook:
There's only one reasonable way to settle this... you and me, in the circle of death.

Marge Simpson:
Ooooh, I just swept the circle of death.

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