The Simpsons1989

Marge:
[as the Simpsons eat from everything but the dinner plates which Bart and Homer shot at earlier] Does anyone know where all my dinner plates went?

Bart Simpson:
Um...

Homer:
Um, you probably left them at work. On another topic, guess who was picked to host the next NRA meeting! [points gun to himself]

Marge:
Homer, I told you this morning, no guns at the dinner table.

Homer:
You said the breakfast table.

Marge:
It's the same table!

Homer:
Listen, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll put the safety on. [attempts to put the safety on, but accidentally fires the gun. We see the bullet just nick Marge's shoulder in a picture of her hanging on a bulletin board] Oh... I guess the safety was on. [He tries again, but again accidentally fires it, this time hitting the same picture of Marge square in the chest] I'd better just put it down. [sets the gun on the table. While it rests there, the gun fires itself, and the bullet ricochets off a pot, hitting a knife sitting in a brick of cheese. The knife sails through the air, and stabs the same picture of Marge right between the eyes]

Lisa:
No offense Mom, but that was pretty cool.