The Simpsons1989

Bart Simpson:
[after he finds Homer's gun and tries to shoot an apple off Milhouse's head] And the next marksman is: William Tell, Jr.!

Milhouse Van Houten:
Jinx!

Marge:
[when she comes home; gasps] Bart!

Homer:
Oh, I see Bart gets to have a gun.

Marge:
You lied to me! You promised to get rid of this gun.

Homer:
I put it in a safe place, Marge! I mean, what are the odds the boy would look in the vegetable crisper?

Marge:
How could you? Of all the terrible things you've ever done in your life, this is the worst, the most despicable!

Homer:
But, Marge, I swear to you, I never thought you'd find out!

Marge:
Mmm... until you decide what's more important, your gun, or your family, we can't live in the same house. Come on, kids. [takes the kids and leaves]

Homer:
So this is the thanks I get for protecting my family? Then go. I'll be just fine. [door slams; Homer turns to Milhouse] Do you know how to cook dinner?

Milhouse Van Houten:
[excitedly] Do I? [starts looking through a cabinet, rummaging through pots and pans]