The Simpsons1989

Homer Simpson:
Ye-bonjour!

Carl Carlson:
Homer, there's a moth in my room. Where are you?

Homer Simpson:
Where I should have been all along. In Springfield.

Carl Carlson:
What? You get back to the Eternal City of Lights, or you're fired.

Homer Simpson:
Oh, I don't think so. You know that woman you've been playing "hide the baguette" with? She's French first lady Carla Bruni. You fire me, and I'll call Nicolas Sarkozy, and he'll be all over you like Truffaut on Hitchcock.

Carl Carlson:
You wouldn't dare!

Homer Simpson:
Oh, wouldn't I? Just listen!

[Dials other cell phone]

President Nicholas Sarkozy:
[On phone] Allo, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy.

Carl Carlson:
All right, Homer, you win. Give Marge my best.

Homer Simpson:
I will, but first, I'll be giving her mine.