The Simpsons1989

Edna Krabappel:
Today, we're going to read about Washington crossing the Delaware.

Nelson Muntz:
I'd rather see Bart's mom in her underwear.

Edna Krabappel:
The British side was under the command of General Howe.

Nelson Muntz:
I give Bart's mom a general wow!

Bart Simpson:
Stop that, she's my mom!

Nelson Muntz:
Keep-away with Bart's mom! [Throws calendar to Milhouse]

Milhouse Van Houten:
Oh, Mrs. S. You can tuck me in anytime.

Bart Simpson:
[Aims slingshot at Milhouse] Okay, buddy. Lower the eyebrows, nice and easy. [Milhouse lowers one eyebrow] Now the other one. [Milhouse lowers the other eyebrow, but then raises it again; Bart hits him with slingshot]

Milhouse Van Houten:
Ow! It's stuck! Now I'll have a quizzical expression all day.

Nelson Muntz:
I'd like to get quizzical with Bart's mom. [Bart tackles Nelson and they fight]