The Simpsons1989

Comic Book Guy:
Yes, I would like to return your quote-unquote *ultimate* belt.

Clerk:
I see. Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote sir?

Comic Book Guy:
No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt.

Clerk:
Wow, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies... gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.

Bart:
I'll give you four bucks for it.

Comic Book Guy:
Very well. I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than receive them.