The Big Lebowski1998

Walter Sobchak:
I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude:
Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even f***ing Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak:
What the f*** are you talkin' about?

The Dude:
Man, you're f***ing Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak:
What the f*** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak:
And you know this!

The Dude:
Yeah, and five f***ing years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak:
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude:
It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her f***ing dog. Going to her f***ing synagogue. You're living in the f***ing past.

Walter Sobchak:
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

Walter Sobchak:
You're goddamn right I'm living in the f***ing past!