The Simpsons1989

Roger Myers Jr.:
Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?

Krusty:
Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment... HEY, SHUT UP! You're here 'cause your Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are stinking up my ratings! [points to a ratings chart] Look at this breakdown of yesterday's show!

Roger Myers Jr.:
What happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter?

Krusty:
See, that what I thought at first, but then... HEY, SHUT UP! That crater is where your lousy cartoon crash-landed! It's ratings poison!

Roger Myers Jr.:
But Itchy & Scratchy is critically acclaimed.

Krusty:
ACCLAIMED? PAH! I ought to replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where robots turn into blingwads! But I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger. So I'm gonna give you one more chance. Now get out! Don't come back till you've fixed Itchy & Scratchy. [Roger Myers Jr. slams the door so hard it breaks off, showing Sideshow Mel in the waiting room]

Krusty's Secreatary:
[off-screen] Okay, Mel, you can go in now.

Sideshow Mel:
[walks into Krusty's office] Krusty, I've come to solicit donations for the Rock 'n' Roll Museum, and... [Krusty still has an angry face from his argument with Roger Myers Jr] I'll come back later.