The Simpsons1989

Focus Group Guy:
[after showing the kids some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons] Okay, how many of the kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day? [the kids cheer] And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers. [the kid kids cheer again] So you want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots? [the kids all chat at once about it being a great idea]

Milhouse Van Houten:
And, also, you should win things by watching.

Focus Group Guy:
[sighs]

Roger Myers Jr.:
[turns off the mirror disguise in the window] You kids don't know what you want. That's why you're still kids, 'cause you're stupid. Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show! [turns the mirror back on]

Ralph Wiggum:
[starts crying] Mommy!

Lisa Simpson:
Um, excuse me, sir. The thing is, there's not really anything wrong with the Itchy & Scratchy Show. It's as good as ever. But after so many years, the characters just can't have the same impact they once had.

Roger Myers Jr.:
[turns the mirror off again] That's it. That's it, little girl. You've saved Itchy & Scratchy!

Blue-haired Lawyer:
[holding out a piece of paper to Lisa] Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy & Scratchy.