The Simpsons1989

Doug:
[wearing a T-shirt that says "Genius at Work"] Hi. A question for Miss Bellamy. In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

June Bellamy:
Uh, well...

Homer:
I'll field this one.

Homer:
[to Doug] Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

[pause]

Doug:
I withdraw my question.

[takes a bite from a bar of chocolate]

Database:
Uh, excuse me, Mr Simpson. On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

Homer:
What the hell are you talking about?

June Bellamy:
You're a lifesaver, Homer. I can't deal with these hard-core fans.

Comic Book Guy:
[clears throat] Your attention, please.

Man:
[everyone is still paying attention to June Bellamy & Homer] Uh, in episode...

Comic Book Guy:
[interrupting] EH, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! Mr Simpson will now be autographing 8-by-10 glossies of Poochie. ONE per customer. Please form a line. There will be no cutting.

[points to someone off-screen]

Comic Book Guy:
I'm talking to you, Mr Cutter.