The Simpsons1989

Judge Constance Harm:
According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?

Homer Simpson:
Uh, your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.

Judge Constance Harm:
You abandoned your son to win forty dollars?

Homer Simpson:
And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion. [Holds it up and admires it] Cool.

Judge Constance Harm:
And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?

Homer Simpson:
Your Honor, if may sing a little bit of, "Don't Fear the Reaper," I think you'll agree...

Judge Constance Harm:
I'm familiar with BOC. But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision.

Homer Simpson:
I couldn't agree more. Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or au pair.

Judge Constance Harm:
Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw.

Homer Simpson:
It won't!