The Simpsons1989

Costingtons Manager:
Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.

Costingtons Woman:
How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.

Costingtons Man:
Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover, less talk, more presents. [Everyone starts talking at once]

Costingtons Manager:
No, no, no! No, it's gotta be warm and fuzzy. Some like, um, "Love Day", but not so lame. [cut to the Simpsons home several days later]

Marge Simpson:
Happy Love Day, everyone!

Lisa Simpson:
Come on, Mom, The stores just invented this holiday to make money.

Homer Simpson:
Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.