The Simpsons1989

[Burns is attempting to bribe the nuclear inspectors]

Mr. Burns:
Look, Smithers! Some foolish individual has left thousands and thousands of dollars on this table! Let's step outside and, hopefully, when we return, the money will be gone.

[Burns steps outside for a few moments. When he steps back in, the nuclear inspector hasn't touched the money]

Mr. Burns:
[angrily] Look, Smithers, the money and a very stupid man are still here!

Nuclear inspector:
Mr. Burns, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to bribe me.

Mr. Burns:
Is there some confusion about this? [starts stuffing money in his pockets] Take it! Take it, you poor schmo!