The Simpsons1989

Seymour Skinner:
Now, I did, I did go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns. After the meeting, I rushed to the bathroom to apply my camoflauge make-up...

[Flashback:
Skinner is standing in front of the men's room mirror]

Seymour Skinner:
Blast!

[turns around, his face is made up like a woman's]

Seymour Skinner:
I took mother's make-up kit by mistake!

[Superintendant Chalmers enters]

Superintendent Chalmers:
Oh! Uh, excuse me, ma'am.

Seymour Skinner:
Superintendent Chalmers!

Superintendent Chalmers:
Oh, my God...

[outside, they hear a gunshot; cut back to the present]

Chief Wiggum:
So Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?

Seymour Skinner:
Oh, yes... But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie.