The Singing Detective1986

Doctor:
I know it's an embarrassing question, even between husbands and wives, but what do you believe in?

Philip E. Marlow:
Malthusianism.

Doctor:
Come again?

Philip E. Marlow:
Malthus, but mandatory. Compulsory depopulation by infanticide, suicide, genocide or whatever other means suggest themselves. AIDS, for example, that'll do. Why should queers be so special?

Doctor:
I see.

Philip E. Marlow:
I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling fatal poisons, but above all else, most of all, I believe in the one thing that can come out of people's mouths: vomit.