The Sketch Show2001

[a couple deciding on where to go on a holiday]

Man:
All right, I'll stick a pin on this map and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
Siberia.

Man:
Too cold.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
Sahara Desert.

Man:
Okay new rule, it's got to be somewhere that can sustain human life.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
The Indian Ocean.

Man:
Okay, it's got to be a place where we can stand on.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
Canada.

Man:
We've been there.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
China.

Man:
No beaches.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
Portugal

Man:
Don't fancy it.

[sticks pin]

Woman:
France.

Man:
Too predictable. Can I be honest? I want to go to Hawaii.