The Smoking Room2004

Lilian:
My uncle Colin took 12 months to die. Every day you'd say, "Please let this suffering come to an end." but no - just go steadily worse. No - I would wish that on anyone.

[sucks on a her cigarette]

Lilian:
Couldn't book holidays! You went out gallivanting - people called you callous, it was a bloody nightmare!

Robin:
I'm up for euthanasia when it gets to that stage.

Lilian:
Oh, yeah! Bump them off! I mean you do it to an animal why not to your relatives?

Robin:
As long as they said that's what they wanted.

Lilian:
Even if they hadn't, sod them an injection! I mean they're none the wiser - it's a kindness!