The Smoking Room2004

Barry:
So, Janet, why am I only "possibly" going to get this promotion?

Janet:
Well, there's the interview to get through first.

Barry:
Yes, but that's just a formality!

Janet:
It certainly isn't!

Barry:
Ha! They're not going to give the job to Malcolm, are they?

Robin:
Alky Malky? Oh, congratulations, Barry, it's in the bag!

Janet:
I think it was very brave of Malcolm to admit he's an alcoholic.

Robin:
What choice did he have? He was sprawled over Reception in a pool of his own vomit, with a traffic cone on his head! And he'd shat himself!

Annie:
Not just himself...