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The Smoking Room is a British television sitcom written by Brian Dooley, who won a BAFTA for the series in 2005. The first series, consisting of eight episodes, was originally transmitted on BBC Three between 29 June and 17 August 2004. The Christma… more »


Janet:
I ran over a dachshund once...

Clint:
[shocked] Why?

Janet:
It just ran out! I didn't even see it... But I felt the bump... I still wake up at night sweating...

Robin:
At least you've been getting *some* sleep...

Janet:
It comes to me in nightmares... Its little sausage body, looking for its head...

Clint:
You know what you should do, Jan? Put a bowl of Chum out and then its little ghost head will run in, gobble it all up...

Sharon:
Janet, you could be on the phone now, working out how I'll get home, instead of treating us to tales of dead dogs!

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