The Smoking Room2004

Clint:
Bet you're missin' out on a mad one, eh, Sharon?

Sharon:
A mad what?

Clint:
Night out! You earn a good whack! Bet you hit the bars and it's "another bottle of champagne!", yeah? "Another bottle of champagne!", yeah? "Another bottle of champagne!"

Sharon:
No!

Clint:
Don't you like champagne?

Sharon:
Certainly not in those quantities!

Sally:
So where do you go if you don't go to the pub? Movies?

Sharon:
I can't see the appeal... It's just sitting in the dark, staring forwards...

Lilian:
Do you not get lonely at home on your own?

Sharon:
I'm not on my own, I've got a cat.

Lilian:
Aww, what's its name?

Sharon:
Oh, it hasn't got a name! Can't see the point. But I'll sometimes talk to that. Say, "get out!" or "get off the sofa!"