The Smoking Room

The Smoking Room2004

The Smoking Room is a British television sitcom written by Brian Dooley, who won a BAFTA for the series in 2005. The first series, consisting of eight episodes, was originally transmitted on BBC Three between 29 June and 17 August 2004. The Christma… more »



Barry:
Is kneecapping one word or two?

Robin:
Mm... Two, I'd say. What's the clue?

Len:
I'll kneecap whoever put my name on that list!

Barry:
"Mercy killing".

Robin:
Oh, no, that can't be right. Kneecapping isn't a mercy killing, it's a punishment beating.

Len:
I'll be doling out a punishment beating!

Robin:
It'll be "euthanasia".

Barry:
Oh, yes! Should've known that one, recently had my St. Bernard put down.

Lilian:
Aww... Old age?

Barry:
No. It just *stank*!

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