The Smoking Room2004

Annie:
So you are going to the paintball, are you, Robin?

Robin:
I dunno... See, Clint's been telling me about how your bollocks can swell up.

[Annie suddenly bursts into tears and runs out of the smoking room wailing]

Sally:
Nice one, Robin! Could you be any more insensitive? Want to mention her big fat arse while you're at it?

Robin:
What did I say?

Sally:
Banging on about Clint's balls.

Robin:
Not Clint's in particular.

Sally:
Yeah, well... Annie reckons he's given her the clap.

Robin:
How?

Sally:
Now, let's see... Perhaps he sent it round in a jiffy bag?

Robin:
No, I mean, when did they have a shag?

Sally:
At Lucy Wu's party. Course, there was talk of spiked drinks... Rohypnol.

Robin:
Clint wouldn't do that!

Sally:
No, he accused *her*!